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Letter Drop Word Game - Steven Wright Quotations
A classic Steven Wright one liner has been deconstructed by removing the letters and stacking them above the original text. Drop letters from the stacks to rebuild the original quotation.
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On the other hand, you have different fingers.
I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?
All those who believe in psychokinesis – raise my hand.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
It’s a small world, but I wouldn’t want to have to paint it.
I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.
Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories.
If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
I saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only for a second.
Why don’t they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff?
I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.
I’m going to get an MRI to find out whether I have claustrophobia.
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
I have an existential map. It has ‘You are here’ written all over it.
They say the universe is expanding. That should help with the traffic.
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
I went to a general store but they wouldn’t let me buy anything specific.
I saw a bank that said ’24 Hour Banking’, but I don’t have that much time.
I bought a house, on a one-way dead-end road. I don’t know how I got there.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
I live on a one-way street that’s also a dead end. I’m not sure how I got there.