Exercise your brain power by unscrambling the words of this quotation.
When a word is in the right place the LETTERS turn BLUE.
Pick two words and they will switch places.
Marcel Archard Women like silent men. They think they're listening.
Dave Barry Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
Yogi Berra You can observe a lot by just watching.
Victor Borge Laughter is the closest distance between two people.
Ashleigh Brilliant My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
Jimmy Buffett Indecision may or may not be my problem.
George H. W. Bush What's wrong with being a boring kind of guy?
George Carlin What year did Jesus think it was?
Maurice Chevalier Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.
Calvin Coolidge I have never been hurt by what I have not said.
Salvador Dali Have no fear of perfection, you'll never reach it.
Phyllis Diller Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?
Thomas Alva Edison I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
Albert Einstein The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.
W. C. Fields Hey! Who took the cork off my lunch??!
Carrie Fisher As you get older, the pickings get slimmer, but the people don't.
Gerald R. Ford I am a Ford, not a Lincoln.
Mitch Hedberg I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.
Robert Heller The first myth of management is that it exists.
Benny Hill Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.
Kin Hubbard A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
Hubert Humphrey Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law.
Fran Lebowitz Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.
Fran Lebowitz The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.
Tom Lehrer I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.
Steve Martin A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
Steve Martin How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.
Steve Martin Boy, those French. They have a different word for everything!
Groucho Marx I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
Tom Masson Be yourself is the worst advice you can give to some people.
Will Rogers Never miss a good chance to shut up.
Bertrand Russell I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.
Wallis Simpson, Duchess of Windsor You can never be too rich or too thin.
Casey Stengel Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice versa.
Harry S. Truman If you can't convince them, confuse them.
Harry S. Truman You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.
Mark Twain Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.
Mark Twain Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
Thomas Watson, Chairman of IBM I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
Mae West Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
Oscar Wilde Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
Steven Wright I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.
Steven Wright I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
Steven Wright You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
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