A quote was encrypted with a substitution code -
each letter changed to a different letter. Guess the original letters and decode the quotation.
In the quote, each decoded letter will turn red.
Cryptogram Jokes Game
Howard Aiken Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them down people's throats.
Muhammed Ali I am the greatest, I said that even before I knew I was.
Woody Allen I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.
Woody Allen As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree," probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.
Mario Andretti If everything is under control, you are going too slow.
Richard Bach Here is the test to find whether your mission on Earth is finished: if you're alive, it isn't.
Yogi Berra Always go to other peoples' funerals, otherwise they won't go to yours.
Napoleon Bonaparte Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
Charlie Brown In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.
George Carlin Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.
Winston Churchill A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.
Salvador Dali Have no fear of perfection - you'll never reach it.
James Dean Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today.
Decca re The Beatles We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.
Albert Einstein Example isn't another way to teach, it is the only way to teach.
Albert Einstein Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life's coming attractions.
Sam Ewing Nobody ever asks a father how he manages to combine marriage and a career.
Tori Filler Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.
Henry Ford You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do.
Henry Ford Failure is only the opportunity to more intelligently try again.
Benjamin Franklin Wise men don't need advice. Fools won't take it.
Mahatma Gandhi An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind.
David Lloyd George Don't be afraid to take a big step. You can't cross a chasm in two small jumps.
Sydney J. Harris When I hear somebody sigh, 'Life is hard,' I am always tempted to ask, 'Compared to what?'
Joseph Heller The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on.
Bob Hope No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that's why we have two parties.
Jerome K. Jerome I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
Steve Jobs I'm as proud of what we don't do as I am of what we do.
Franklin P. Jones It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water.
Steve Martin First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
Henri Matisse It has bothered me all my life that I do not paint like everybody else.
Laurence J. Peter If you don't know where you are going, you will probably end up somewhere else.
Laurence J. Peter Every man serves a useful purpose: A miser, for example, makes a wonderful ancestor.
Laurence J. Peter It is wise to remember that you are one of those who can be fooled some of the time.
Plutarch To find fault is easy; to do better may be difficult.
Rodin I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
Will Rogers Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
Will Rogers Communism is like prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work.
Will Rogers There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
Eleanor Roosevelt No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
Charles Schulz All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
James Thurber You can fool too many of the people too much of the time.
Lily Tomlin All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific.
Oscar Wilde Life is never fair, and perhaps it is a good thing for most of us that it is not.